unix is user-friendly—it’s just choosy about who its friends are.

I even have it [Windows] installed on my gaming pc so that I can buy games I never play.

It is easy to shoot your foot off with git, but also easy to revert to a previous foot and merge it with your current leg.

Create an infinite amount of straightforward and readable git manual pages.

Service that generates random man pages mocking Git’s dense documentation style.